May 2013
“Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again and then the phone rings and...”
– John Mayer
If I'm so important to you, why am I an...
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
“As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother,...”
– Kate Winslet
1 tag
When somebody says "you're kinda cute"
laugh-addict:
..fuck you mean kinda?
Things Jon Snow Knows
mumblebrows:
1. Nothing 2. Oral 3. Windmills
As long as you have #2 down, you don’t need to know anything else.
