Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again and then the phone rings and...– John Mayer
If I'm so important to you, why am I an...
letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother,...– Kate Winslet
When somebody says "you're kinda cute"
laugh-addict: ..fuck you mean kinda?
Things Jon Snow Knows
mumblebrows: 1. Nothing 2. Oral 3. Windmills As long as you have #2 down, you don’t need to know anything else.